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Read more about the article I Was Addicted To Prostate Exams

I Was Addicted To Prostate Exams

My name is Frank, and I’m a medical anal addict.

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Read more about the article A Gathering With A Buffet

A Gathering With A Buffet

I arrive the usual twenty minutes early for lunch.

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Read more about the article I Smoked Gypsy Weed And Met My Grandpa In The Bardo

I Smoked Gypsy Weed And Met My Grandpa In The Bardo

Have you ever tried gypsy weed?

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Read more about the article How Not To Play Poker

How Not To Play Poker

It’s 10.15 pm, and I’m praying I don’t draw to the flush cos then I’ll have to bet.

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Read more about the article No Butter On The Toast

No Butter On The Toast

I’m in the heart of the white middle-class Eastern suburbs of Melbourne.

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Read more about the article Steve The Compassionate Dictator

Steve The Compassionate Dictator

Would you vote for him?

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Read more about the article I Accessed The Secret Part Of The Shopping Centre

I Accessed The Secret Part Of The Shopping Centre

Here's how I did it

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Read more about the article A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off And I Said Yes

A Homeless Woman Offered To Wank Me Off And I Said Yes

Karma works in very mysterious ways

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Read more about the article I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen

I Stuck My Dong In A Gloryhole To See What Would Happen

The things we do for our craft

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Read more about the article I Joined The Mile High Club With Myself

I Joined The Mile High Club With Myself

I get paranoid about flying, okay?

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