I Accidentally Offended a Criminal at a Party
Now I’m living a life of fear
The Only Time I Ever Visited a Brothel
Look, it was a weird time, okay, and I was just trying to fit in.
The Torture of a Ten-Day Silent Meditation Retreat
Meditation Retreats are meant to be relaxing right?
The Soap Dispenser Is Out To Get Me
Birthday parties are a young person’s game
When Kinky Sex Projects Go Wrong
Sure, we all get horny, but is it worth the effort?
A Recipe For Disaster
Kitchens aren't for the faint hearted
The Old Squartilian
Even in the future there are traffic jams
An Impressive Gentleman
Some people just aren't cut out for job interviews
Is it possible to simulate death?