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Dragon’s Den Rejected My Jacuzzi Suit

Those rich bastards

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Read more about the article I Accidentally Offended a Criminal at a Party

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I Accidentally Offended a Criminal at a Party

Now I’m living a life of fear

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Read more about the article The Only Time I Ever Visited a Brothel

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The Only Time I Ever Visited a Brothel

Look, it was a weird time, okay, and I was just trying to fit in.

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The Torture of a Ten-Day Silent Meditation Retreat

Meditation Retreats are meant to be relaxing right?

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The Soap Dispenser Is Out To Get Me

Birthday parties are a young person’s game

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Read more about the article When Kinky Sex Projects Go Wrong

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When Kinky Sex Projects Go Wrong

Sure, we all get horny, but is it worth the effort?

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A Recipe For Disaster

Kitchens aren't for the faint hearted

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Read more about the article The Old Squartilian

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The Old Squartilian

Even in the future there are traffic jams

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An Impressive Gentleman

Some people just aren't cut out for job interviews

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Read more about the article 7.5 Seconds

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7.5 Seconds

Is it possible to simulate death?

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